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Bushman’s Xmas

December 23rd, 2005 8 Comments

While in the local Spar the other day, while browsing through the aisle where they keep the marinade and chilli sauces and such, I came across something rather concerning…
The good folks who make “Bushmans’s Fire Sauce” and “Bushman’s Hot Az Hell” have added a new product to the their range. “Bushman’s Revenge”. Immediately intrigued by [...]

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Please hold

December 1st, 2005 No Comments

What is the fucking deal people? Everytime I am put on hold on the phone, someone decides I need a dose of Kenny G. WTF!? Who listens to Kenny G goddamit? Did Look & Listen an “allyoucaneat™” Kenny G blowout sale?
And to make matters worse, it’s the same godawful track every single time.

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Spam

November 22nd, 2005 1 Comment

Ever wonder what email was like before they invented Viagra?

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Words that mean nothing

October 19th, 2005 2 Comments

Isn’t it strange that those of us who have nothing, have many more ways of describing that which that they do not have…
Nothing, nil, nada, nought, none, null, nix, zip, zilch, zero, zippity doodah, diddly squat…
Please feel free to contribute to this list…

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Negotiation skills

October 18th, 2005 No Comments

Jars sometimes require just a little verbal coercion to get them to open.

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Back pedalling

October 5th, 2005 1 Comment

With petrol costing more than a six rand per litre, the Prius is looking pretty hot right now.
But then so are the alternatives.

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Haiku?

September 22nd, 2005 2 Comments

I’m way too honest for my own good.
I sometimes commend myself on a lie well told.
I have an inverted conscience.

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Nonproverb

September 19th, 2005 No Comments

The sense of accomplishment of spending a Sunday cleaning the garden and mowing the lawn is soon overcome by the pain one feels on Monday morning.

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I never leave home without…

September 18th, 2005 2 Comments

…My 40gb portable harddrive. A 128mb flash disc. My digital camera. My ID book. My shades. My car keys. 2 jackets: 1 smart, 1 warm. My wallet. My z600. A small tube of aftershave gel.

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