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JK — Sun, 31 May 2009 09:03:16 +0000

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Spoilt for choice

JK — Fri, 30 Mar 2007 09:33:54 +0000

You know your employer is looking after you when you actually have a choice as to whether you’re using the “over” roll or the “under” roll.

The day after the day after the Summer Reunion

JK — Mon, 12 Mar 2007 17:29:51 +0000

How’s your head doing? Good? Then you probably weren’t at our Summer Reunion party on Saturday. Either that, or you left early completely avoiding Damien’s shooter attack and our session of “Fives alive”.

It was good hooking up with Ian alie™, Chris and Est again as well as the rest of my boys. Big up to Warrenski and Candi for hosting again this year.

If you couldn’t be there, or weren’t on the list, enjoy the video mashup above.

Can’t see the video? Right-click, save as here to download. (Appox. 6mb)

SR2007: An intimate affair

JK — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 14:46:04 +0000

It’s official! The Summer Reunion 2007 goes down this Saturday, 10 March at Wa‘s place.

This year sees an escape from the crazy parties of the last two years and promises to be more relaxed, definitely an intimate affair.

As usual, Wa’s cut it tight with the sending of the invites, but if you’re in the area and you’re on the list, come round, bring a bottle and some “vleis”. It’ll be great to catchup with you again.

Short notice

JK — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:35:17 +0000

Greetings and welcome to 2007… My year’s started off with a few surprises one of them is that my web hosting with my current provider has expired and now it’s time to move on… to a new host, of course.

I’ve managed to sort something out across “The pond” and will be transferring this site (along with my other domains) during the course of this and next week. Expect downtime.

Phil, thanks for looking after my stuff for the last year or so, your kindness is muchly appreciated.

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Update:
Ok, got most of the transfer stuff is done, now to get re-organised. Everything should be back to normal in a week or two.

A cold day in hell #8

JK — Fri, 01 Sep 2006 09:27:05 +0000

Remember payday? It’s a distant memory now that all the debits have come off… but now it’s time for another one of those poor excuses for content…

Have super Spring day people !

A cold day in hell #7

JK — Fri, 25 Aug 2006 07:34:01 +0000

It’s payday Friday. You know what time it is…

Have a wicked weekend people!

A cold day in hell #6

JK — Fri, 18 Aug 2006 07:48:41 +0000

Hey! You know it’s that time of the week again, so in the spirit of all things Friday, check out my latest comic, courtesy of stripcreator.com.

A cold day in hell #4

JK — Fri, 11 Aug 2006 13:38:48 +0000

Seeing as it’s Friday, and I’ve unofficially stopped work, I thought I’d let you freaks have another cartoon. Enjoy!

The rest of my shitty comics are here, you’ve been warned.

A cold day in hell

JK — Mon, 10 Jul 2006 07:17:59 +0000

There is a good chance I’m having curry tonight, so in acknowledgement of tonight’s supper I created this comicstrip with the aid of stripcreator.com.

You all can thank Nats for opening up this new avenue upon which to unleash my unique brand of toilet humour.

The Summer Reunion 2006

JK — Tue, 21 Feb 2006 13:39:35 +0000

This coming Saturday, the 25th sees the return of our second annual “Summer Reunion” party, where you get to mix cocktails to your hearts content, while I belt out the phat Summer tunes. It’s that last burst of Summer fun before the rain starts and running around naked in the sprinklers outside is no longer an option.

Grab your invite below:
Official invites:

Unofficial invite:

And if you’re lacking in bartendancies, then you can rely Cocktail.com to provide you with some inspiration.

Bushman’s Xmas

JK — Fri, 23 Dec 2005 07:48:41 +0000

While in the local Spar the other day, while browsing through the aisle where they keep the marinade and chilli sauces and such, I came across something rather concerning…

The good folks who make “Bushmans’s Fire Sauce” and “Bushman’s Hot Az Hell” have added a new product to the their range. “Bushman’s Revenge”. Immediately intrigued by this, I picked up a bottle only to find that the product has a significant warning label on it.

“Warning: This product is extremely hot.
Keep out of reach of children.
Avoid skin contact.”

Besides finding myself alone in a Spar laughing at a bottle of chilli sauce, I imaged the result of said chilli sauce on my palette, let alone my relatively hardy skin!

I’m going to pick up a bottle soon, test it, and will post the results and possible pictures here soon. In the meantime, here’s a review of the Bushman’s range of sauces.

Until then, have an awesome Festive season and fantastic New year!

Please hold

JK — Thu, 01 Dec 2005 15:57:29 +0000

What is the fucking deal people? Everytime I am put on hold on the phone, someone decides I need a dose of Kenny G. WTF!? Who listens to Kenny G goddamit? Did Look & Listen an “allyoucaneat�” Kenny G blowout … Continue reading →

Spam

JK — Tue, 22 Nov 2005 14:38:20 +0000

Ever wonder what email was like before they invented Viagra?

Words that mean nothing

JK — Wed, 19 Oct 2005 12:02:49 +0000

Isn’t it strange that those of us who have nothing, have many more ways of describing that which that they do not have… Nothing, nil, nada, nought, none, null, nix, zip, zilch, zero, zippity doodah, diddly squat… Please feel free … Continue reading →

Negotiation skills

JK — Tue, 18 Oct 2005 09:08:24 +0000

Jars sometimes require just a little verbal coercion to get them to open.

Back pedalling

JK — Wed, 05 Oct 2005 07:05:00 +0000

With petrol costing more than a six rand per litre, the Prius is looking pretty hot right now.

But then so are the alternatives.

Haiku?

JK — Thu, 22 Sep 2005 15:32:24 +0000

I’m way too honest for my own good.
I sometimes commend myself on a lie well told.
I have an inverted conscience.

Nonproverb

JK — Mon, 19 Sep 2005 16:12:27 +0000

The sense of accomplishment of spending a Sunday cleaning the garden and mowing the lawn is soon overcome by the pain one feels on Monday morning.

I never leave home without…

JK — Sat, 17 Sep 2005 23:36:34 +0000

…My 40gb portable harddrive. A 128mb flash disc. My digital camera. My ID book. My shades. My car keys. 2 jackets: 1 smart, 1 warm. My wallet. My z600. A small tube of aftershave gel.