Author Archives: JK
The Summer Reunion 2006
This coming Saturday, the 25th sees the return of our second annual “Summer Reunion” party, where you get to mix cocktails to your hearts content, while I belt out the phat Summer tunes. It’s that last burst of Summer fun … Continue reading
Bushman’s Xmas
While in the local Spar the other day, while browsing through the aisle where they keep the marinade and chilli sauces and such, I came across something rather concerning… The good folks who make “Bushmans’s Fire Sauce” and “Bushman’s Hot … Continue reading
For all you 80′s freaks
So, who remembers the last tune by Billy Joel? Ok, maybe not a tune then, but does anyone remember him? If that name rings a bell, keep listening (or reading), you were probably born during the 70′s (late 70′s thanks) … Continue reading
Please hold
What is the fucking deal people? Everytime I am put on hold on the phone, someone decides I need a dose of Kenny G. WTF!? Who listens to Kenny G goddamit? Did Look & Listen an “allyoucaneat™” Kenny G blowout … Continue reading
Spam
Ever wonder what email was like before they invented Viagra?
Urban Trash
Check out this interesting site, “Urban Trash, a moer of kak cartoon by Jeremy Nell”. Nuff said.
Lashings of saucy goodness
Ever been to a restuarant, you know, not the places reserved for special occasions like anniversaries and birthdays. Just a regular little hole in the wall where the waitresses are missing teeth and the waiters refer to you as “bru” … Continue reading
Words that mean nothing
Isn’t it strange that those of us who have nothing, have many more ways of describing that which that they do not have… Nothing, nil, nada, nought, none, null, nix, zip, zilch, zero, zippity doodah, diddly squat… Please feel free … Continue reading
Negotiation skills
Jars sometimes require just a little verbal coercion to get them to open.
Beef or chicken?
In the race between take-away joints to pry you away from your hard-earned cash, various underhanded techniques have been employed. With everything ranging from brightly coloured kid’s meals to the freakishly scary corporate mascot, take-away joints will stop at nothing. … Continue reading