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How many mounties does it take to write a ticket?

April 4th, 2007 by JK

Mounties: pedestrian

I’m not sure what the deal with these mounties are, but it can only come down to one of a few things:

  • Given the ridiculous cost of petrol the City Council is trying to save a bunch by using hay fuelled vehicles instead.
  • Due to the narrow streets in and around Green Point, law enforcement has taken to the pavements in vehicles perfectly suited for pavements (bicycles, anyone?)
  • As 4×4 owners have gotten increasingly stroppy with officers of the law (largely blamed on the ride height of these vehicles), the City Council is employing new methods of bring these people off their high horses… so to speak…
  • The guys in the picture are actually on probation / suspension and have to perform their tasks in a vehicle not equipped with the modern comfort known as air-conditioning (or seats, mind you). Power steering is an optional extra, depending of course on how often the officer in question goes to gym.
  • In a bid to get Capetonians to stop looking at the mountain, the City Council has employed a pavement obstacle course for the unfortunate pedestrian or unwitting visitor.
  • Jackie Selebi doesn’t appreciate a good horse joke. This is the penalty.

Have a safe Easter weekend folks!

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  • 1 Ralt Apr 4, 2007 at 17:24

    I suppose the government can now say they’ve gone ‘’green’’
    I wonder if the SAP will start using horse an carts
    Hi ho silver

  • 2 Ralt Apr 4, 2007 at 17:28

    After 100 000 miles on the clock will the horses be sent to the local steak house?
    They certainly will not need tenderising

  • 3 jk Apr 11, 2007 at 14:24

    Indeed…either that or the glue factory…