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Spoilt for choice

March 30th, 2007 by JK

Choices: Difficult
You know your employer is looking after you when you actually have a choice as to whether you’re using the “over” roll or the “under” roll.

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  • 1 coda Mar 31, 2007 at 09:57

    Hahaha - so which do you prefer?
    I like the under roll - although this usually means that the prints of puppy dogs are upside down.. which brings me to my next question, who wants to wipe their ass with puppy dogs?

  • 2 JK Apr 2, 2007 at 10:17

    I’m so with you on the puppy print. Someone should start printing personalised TP (with the boss’ pic) which could go a long way to making that Monday start slightly more bearable.

  • 3 warrenski Apr 2, 2007 at 19:35

    LOL! I also prefer the “under” set-up, but Sweats is a big fan of the “over”, so it’s always a rush to see who rigs up the new roll first.

    I refuse to buy the puppy/cloud printed rolls, what the hell’s the point of wasting ink like that; rather supply an extra ply! I’d sooner buy that single-ply, 99c-each, skank-ass variety than get the cutesy puppy-print.

  • 4 Ralton Apr 2, 2007 at 22:01

    I don’t believe it’s down to the employers in fact at our work place it’s down to 2 good looking Polish lasses

  • 5 Ralton Apr 2, 2007 at 22:03

    51% of folks hang it with the paper dangling over the top.
    24% hang it with the paper dangling at the back.
    14% of folks say that they hang it whichever way they can get it on the roll the fastest.
    11% ain’t got no toilet paper holder.
    1% said, “Daggum, I’m a guy! I don’t know how to change that toilet paper thang!”
    Less than 1% (actually 0.03%) didn’t know what toilet paper was.

  • 6 JK Apr 3, 2007 at 09:08

    Ralt, you’re shitting me, right? I mean, where’d you get those stats? :)

    Wa, we used to have the same problem, René prefers it “under”, I prefer it “over”, but separate bathrooms have resolved that problem a bit :)

  • 7 Ralt Apr 3, 2007 at 10:00

    What was the poll results for the pasties?

    As for the Stats we had a tea room blog as we do most lunchtimes a group of guys sorting out the worlds problems in an hour. The toilet paper ”question” arose and we found some stats and I saved them…..

  • 8 JK Apr 3, 2007 at 10:29

    LOL! Nice one…

    The previous polls can be found here. I’ll add a link to the vote block in a bit.

    Update: Polls archive page added to main navigation near the top of the page.

  • 9 Ralt Apr 3, 2007 at 21:58

    How about some toilet paper for those lonely diarrhoea nights new Sudoku Toilet Roll