Here are a few things I learnt this morning, in the space of about 15 minutes.
- If your car is going to stand outside in the cold for an extended period without being driven and she’s more than 5 years old, start her at least every second day.
- Shit happens when you’d least like shit to happen.
- A ton of steel and plastic, doesn’t sound like much… unless you’re pushing it at 7 in the morning…
- …uphill…
- …and you haven’t had your morning cup o’ grog yet. (Like Superman with a Kryptonite cockring)
- Now is the best time to invest in a set of jumper cables. Not next weekend, now!
- Neighbours with jumper cables tend to shit at about the exact time you would need to borrow those jumper cables.
- Touching the ends of the jumper cables while still attached to running vehicle car may render your morning cup ‘o grog redundant.
Kryptonite cockring?
Your mind goes places mine just won’t!
…don’t knock it till you’ve tried it..
Hey bud.
Thanks for the comments and the heads up on my website, I fixed the problem!
I read there that you learnt something about cars, well here is a great website for simple car maintenance.
Keep up to posting mate!
Chris M
I am with you on the jumper cables! Had battery problems twice.. and still no cables… As they say in Afrikaans – As die koppie klein is… k*k die hele lyf!