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Is it Monday?

July 17th, 2006 by JK

Here are a few things I learnt this morning, in the space of about 15 minutes.

  • If your car is going to stand outside in the cold for an extended period without being driven and she’s more than 5 years old, start her at least every second day.
  • Shit happens when you’d least like shit to happen.
  • A ton of steel and plastic, doesn’t sound like much… unless you’re pushing it at 7 in the morning…
  • …uphill…
  • …and you haven’t had your morning cup o’ grog yet. (Like Superman with a Kryptonite cockring)
  • Now is the best time to invest in a set of jumper cables. Not next weekend, now!
  • Neighbours with jumper cables tend to shit at about the exact time you would need to borrow those jumper cables.
  • Touching the ends of the jumper cables while still attached to running vehicle car may render your morning cup ‘o grog redundant.

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  • 1 Ian Jul 18, 2006 at 15:13

    Kryptonite cockring?

    Your mind goes places mine just won’t!

  • 2 JK Jul 18, 2006 at 15:22

    …don’t knock it till you’ve tried it..

  • 3 Chris M Jul 19, 2006 at 01:08

    Hey bud.

    Thanks for the comments and the heads up on my website, I fixed the problem!

    I read there that you learnt something about cars, well here is a great website for simple car maintenance.

    Keep up to posting mate!
    Chris M

  • 4 Giggsy Aug 3, 2006 at 15:49

    I am with you on the jumper cables! Had battery problems twice.. and still no cables… As they say in Afrikaans - As die koppie klein is… k*k die hele lyf!